Toilet Roll

By | March 5, 2019

Deprecated due to risk of harm and fire code.

Synonyms

Scrotum Scorcher. Butt Burner.

Introduction

This scene must be completed before a burning length of toilet paper reaches the player’s pants.

Description

I thought this was a myth. However it apparently was played at Edinburgh Fringe some time in the past.

One player tucks a length of toilet paper into their pants and unfurls it between their legs. The paper is set alight. Chaos, chuckles and full thickness burns follow.

As a theatre operator it is appalling how often venue renters think they can use fire on stage.

Gimmicks

  • Cover the player in gasoline.

Variations

  • None.

Credits

Flame war.

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